For my project I am going to make a car fender look like a Penis. I chose this project because at the other tech school I went to before I went to North Montco it was a requirement of the senior project and I watched all the other seniors blow eachother so i decided i’d started to practice for my senior project. I was ready to practice my senior project at home on my dog and my gay friend, Andrew Pulver A.K.A Pulverizer (they call him that because he pulverizes dudes assholes with his giant weiner. I hope when I am done the project the fender will be look like a Penis so that people could not tell that the fender was ever from a normal car. when I do my presentation people will not be aroused by my project. I will do the project by first getting a fender with no damage and cut the fender in half using a chain saw and then I will begin the skeeting process on the metal. Then i will begin the process of bending them so they form the shape of the inside of the fender then I will punch 5 inch holes on the end of the sheet metal then I will use a spot welder to put spot welds on the fender to keep the fender together then I will use a grinder to grind the metal down sort of thin so I could work on the back easier then I will use angel hair (angel hair is like pubic hair, same material) to fill in the back and front of the fender after that I will let it dry for probably a month then I will use 3 billion grit sand paper to sand the angel hair down until it forms the shape of a penis and inside of the fender and sand it down a little bit more so it looks like a scrotum sack. Then I will mix my skeet and put it on top of the angel hair and sand that down with 2 million grit sand paper until it matches the fender then I will make sure that there is no dry skeet marks on the automobile fender and do a little bit of touch up and use 3 million grit sand paper to make the spot smooth and ready to paint then I will paint the fender using my skeet. i will proceed the skeeting process, then i will sand down whole fender using 10 billion grit sand paper then I will paint the fender by first by putting on the base coat then the clear coat and spray the fender right so there is no runs and hopefully there will be no problems then the fender will be done. I will need a sanding block to sand down the angel hair and the original car paint. I will also need to make sure the skeet dries good to make the welds on the fender. I will need to use my weiner to apply the skeet and pubic hair to the fender smoothly. I will need a hot girl like julie to make me skeet on the fender, obviously that will be the clear coat for the fender. I think that’s every thing I need to do the project. My goals for my project are to get the project done without getting blueballs.Ok, listen up motherfuckers, i demand people to be impressed with my project and i better get at least an d+ grade on the project. Thank You, I hope you enjoyed my project.
Love, Chris Boris